[MOUSE SQUEAKS]
[PENGUINS CHIRP]
[ALL CHEERING]
[SCREECHES]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
[SNORING]
Mnnh-choo.
Mm.
[YAWNS]
[SMACKING LIPS]
What?!
Jake, I told you to stop staring at me right at the time
when I wake up.
I'm staring because I can't move my head!
[LAUGHS]
No, really, I can't move.
I can't move, either!
What's happening?!
[DOOR OPENS]
What? What is that?
- Hey, who is that? - Who goes there?
Jake, use your peripheral vision!
[GRUNTING]
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
[SNICKERING]
Ice King!
[LAUGHING]
I shouldn't be laughing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I know -- I'll do the opposite.
Oh, boohoo!
[SNIFFLES]
Oh, this is weird.
What did you do to us, Ice King?!
Whoa, whoa.
I didn't "do" anything to you, okay?
Come on, guys. I'm your friend.
So why can't we move?!
Ooh! Because I froze you, with this.
FINN: "Freezing Potion A"?
I sprayed it on you while you slept.
Wenk! Wenk!
No! Gunter, no!
This one likes to break bottles, don't you?
Tuckity tuck.
Let's move to the living room.
[HUMMING]
Why are you doing this, Ice King?
ICE KING: Why'?
Well, because I love you guys, but you don't love me, do you?
You've tried to kill us like four times.
I only try to kill you 'cause you're princess-blockin'
me all the time!
Anyway, now that you're frozen, we can bond and stuff,
and the sooner we do, the sooner I can spray you with this.
FINN: "Unfreezing Potion A"?
Uh, I underlined the "Un--" so I wouldn't mix 'em up.
Just unfreeze us now, man.
Yeah, 'cause we're already friends.
We are'?
Mm-hmm.
What's my favorite color?
BOTH: Um.
Yellow? Orange?
Ohh, uh.
Lavender, lavender, yeah!
Uh, Rainbow?
You don't love me.
I know a lot about you guys.
Jake, you don't put ice in your drink because you have
sensitive teeth.
What?
And, Finn, your favorite food is meatloaf.
How did you...
And, Jake, sometimes you don't cry because
you're afraid of real emotion.
It's okay.
Let it out. [PLONK!]
You don't love me.
Wenk! Wenk, vvenk!
Wenk! Wenk!
Bad penguin!
Wenk.
[LOCKS ENGAGE]
You lock your bottles?
[SCOFFS]
In this economy?
[ZWIP!]
Well, I'm gonna go make some lemonade.
Don't touch my lemons, Ice King!
Ice King!
Jake, look!
[GASPS]
Gunter! No, Gunter! No!
Wenk.
BOTH: No, Gunter! No!
Aah, aah!
Aaah! Gunter, stop!
Wenk, wenk!
What are we gonna do?!
When someone loses one sense, their other senses are enhanced,
like a blind man who can smell and hear really well.
I'm gonna try using my now-enhanced brain sense to make
contact with an astral beast who will help us.
What?
[CREAKY]
[TWINKLE]
Whee!
[LAUGHS] Whee!
Astral beast, come to me!
Come to me, astral beast.
I've got lemonade!
You want some, Jake?
[SLURP!]
Huh?
Gunter!
No, Gunter!
No bottles! Look at me!
Wenk.
[LAUGHING]
What am I gonna do with you?
[LAUGHING] Oh, you.
[ZZZZAP!]
You're going to have to wear a leash.
[ZAP!]
This should keep you out of trouble.
Now, our first bonding activity will be walking in each ether's
shoes, so to speak.
To better understand each ether's perspectives,
we're going to dress up like each other.
Me first!
[RIP! RIP!]
[WHIFFLE!]
[SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!]
[GRUNTING]
[VOCALIZING]
[SLURP!]
[ZAP!]
It's Adventure Time!
I'll save you, Princess!
Let's have babies, Princess!
And let's teach them to be good babies!
Oh, Princess, sure, I'll kiss you.
I'm a hero.
Hey, Finn, uh, don't you think it's weird there's two Finns?
Finn? Not talking?
Now I'm gonna dress like Jake.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS]
No!!
No, no, Ho, no, no!
Okay, okay.
We'll bond in another way.
So, I wanted to show you something telling of my soul.
Wenk. Wenk.
I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguirfs
body parts.
Photography is art.
Uh, let's see some art.
Okay, first one -- see how Gunter is staring
into the camera?
He's saying, "Here I am.
Look at me. Accept me."
Okay, second one -- this is a haunting image
of a penguin's flipper.
Look at how it penetrates the negative space.
I can't take this anymore!
Dang it, Finn, what are you doing in there?!
ICE KING: Oh, yes, this one is very clear.
[TWINKLE!]
Astral beast, where are you?!
You come here now!!
Whee!
ICE KING: Yeah, I've thought about it a lot.
Ohh.
And having a little gallery show might be nice --
a little cheese, a little cider.
Could be nice, you know?
Maybe bring a veggie plate.
I think people would appreciate that.
Key! Gunter! Gunter!
ICE KING: Yup, could be real nice.
Gunter, psst!
Ps-s-s-st! Come here, Gunter!
[SMACKING LIPS]
We-e-e-e-n k!
[CLATTER!] [HONKS]
This next one is very rewarding.
[PATTER!]
Grab it, Gunter!
Pick it up!
What are you waiting for?
Just grab it!
Wenk.
Wenk, vvenk, wenk. Wenk, wenk.
Gunter, come back!
Wenk, wenk.
- Gunter! - Wenk?
You are being naughty, Gunter!
You've interrupted my thing!
Now, you stay right here and go to sleep!
Sleep!
[SNORING]
Wenk. Wenk.
Aww! So cute.
All right, back to art.
Gunter.
Gunter, wake up.
Go... get...the... key.
[GRUNTING]
Consarn it, Gunter!
Okay, time for a break.
Who wants lemonade?
Ooh, don't want to lose this.
Gunter! Jake!
No! You're bonding without me!
Wenk.
It's for your own good, sweetie.
Now, then...
[CLATTERING]
Wait, you're sleeping up here?
Well [GIGGLES] not before our next bonding activity --
late-night gab session.
Do you want to talk about girls?
Do you have a crush on anyone?
Uh, yeah, my girlfriend, Lady Rainicorn.
Ooohhhhhh!
Don't worry -- I won't tell anyone.
[LAUGHS]
Know who I have a crush on?
Princess Bubblegum.
You don't say.
Oh, I do
I've liked her for quite some time.
Feels weird to say it out loud.
[SNORING]
What?
Ohh, he fell asleep with his eyes open!
Finn!
Finn, snap out of it!
Astral beast, where are you?!
Show yourself!
Why not?!
Does this dance please you, astral beast?!
Does this please you?!
[WARBLE!]
This is it!
The astral beast cometh.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[CROWING] Rr-rr-rr rr-rrrr!
[LAUGHS]
Who's hungie?
Jake, you hungie?
I'm hungry.
All right, fair enough.
Well, how about I make us some omelets?
That sounds pretty good, actually.
I'm gonna put my foot in it.
Eating a part of me will bring us closer together.
I'll be inside of you.
[LAUGHS]
Dude, you're back!
Yup. I just got back from the astral plane.
Where's your astral beast?
It's on its way.
It's gonna be awesome.
What kind of beast?
Well, I'm not sure.
I couldn't see it in the astral plane.
But I heard it.
It sounded really intense.
[BLOWS]
Maybe a gorilla?
A gorilla, huh?
Aw, junk!
Did I summon butterflies?!
[SIGH]
I'm the worst.
Hey, come on, now. You're not the worst.
Yeah, I am.
No, you're not -- you're the best.
At being the worst.
Mmnnnhhh!
FINN: What are you doing?
I'm using my enhanced brain sense to tell your astral beast
to slap some sense into you.
Oh. That's cool.
I deserve it.
Mmnnnnhh!
No...you...don't!
[SLAM SLAP!]
[SIZZLING]
Well, I don't want to use too much foot.
It'll overpower the eggs -- take away from the omelet.
Huh? Aaah!
Finn and Jake... and a bunch of butterflies...
and a sword!
Ohm
[VOICE BREAKING] What do you want from me?
What do we want?
We want you to unfreeze us, you lunatic!
No, we're not friends yet.
You haven't eaten my omelet.
Aah! Ohh!
Friends don't eat each other, Ice King.
That's not how friends work.
Now, unlock this bottle and unfreeze us!
Ohh! All right.
I don't know how you're doing this, but it is impressive.
[WHOOSH!]
Wait a minute.
Which bottle is 'Eh--
[WHOOSH!]
[SHATTER!]
I think they brought me the wrong bottle.
Gunter's still upstairs.
Gunter! Gunter!
Gunter!
[BOTTLE SHATTERS]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]
♪ The battle for supremacy amongst masters of magic ♪
♪ Wizard Battle! ♪
Jake.
[SNORING]
Wizard Battle is starting soon.
[GROAN] I know!
We got here six hours early, you dork.
Just wake me up when they start selling hot dogs.
Whoa! What do you know?
[CHOMP! MUNCH! MUNCH!]
[GASPS]
FINN: The wizards are arriving!
[CROWD CHEERS]
Whoo-hoo! YeahH
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen...
[BREATHING QUICKLY]
...I am the grand master wizard of ceremonies.
And now...the rules!
Contestants will fight each other with spells from the eight
schools of magic.
No science, Science Whyzard!
No weapons, Weaponhead!
Hmph!
To enter Wizard Battle, you must be ...a wizard!
Whoo, only wizards allowed!
Whoo! Whoo!
Wh-- oh, what?
Ice King!
Boo!
You're a contestant?
Mm-hmm.
You guys come here to watch me win?
[SCOFFS]
You're gonna lose, man.
You're a loser.
Ha!
I'm not gonna lose.
I've got a foolproof plan for winning.
I'm gonna cheat.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
[RUMBLE]
GRAND WIZARD: And now, L's and G's, witness the unveiling of
this tournament's Grand Prize --
a kiss... from Princess Bubblegum...
[CROWD CHEERS]
[SMOOCH! SMOOCH!]
...on the mouth!
[CROWD CHEERS]
Boo! Boo!
Hmm.
Is it an open-mouth kiss?
No!
Then I choose to exit the battle.
Yeah.
GRAND WIZARD: No one is allowed to exit Wizard Battle!
[ZAP!]
[ALL MEOW]
The doors are shut!
The sky barrier is in place!
All of you will kiss the Princess or die in battle!
Oh, I just can't wait to taste that sweet Bubblegum.
[CHUCKLES]
Jake, we got to enter the contest and stop Ice King!
But we're not wizards, mang.
What about the sanctity and honor of Wizard Battle'?
I'd rather sanctify PB's lips.
Ooh! You don't care about the Ice King --
You just want to kiss Princess Bubblegum.
No, I want to save the Princess!
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you do.
I do!
Yeah, you do.
Oh, shush!
[CLATTER!]
Now...where's the Ice King?
[ZWIP!]
[ZAP!]
JAKE: Over there!
[EXHALING SHARPLY]
[SNIFFING]
Oh, yeah.
We need a plan, man.
Okay, when the wizards start to battle,
let's go hide behind that rock.
By the rays of the setting sun, the battle of wizards has...
begun!
[ALL SCREAM]
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
[ZZZZAP!]
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
[WIND BLOWS]
[FOOSH! FOOSH! FOOSH! FOOSH!]
Looks like everyone had the same plan.
[WIND RUSHING]
What are they waiting for?
BOY: The opposites.
Huh?
The wizards with opposite powers will take each other on first.
And... are you a wizard?
Yes. My name is... Abracadaniel!
[GRUNTING]
Ugh!
[GASPS]
Hi, Abracadaniel.
My name is, uh...
Magic, uh, Fist.
Whoa, this kid looks like a wimp.
Who is that?
He's my [CHUCKLES] uh, magic second head.
Well, he's right.
[SIGHS]
I only entered this contest
'cause I thought the prize would be money,
but it's just a kiss!
You mean...you don't care about kissing PB?
Ugh, no Way!
If I were the winner, I would turn my face so our lips [GASPS]
Wouldn't touch, and I would push Princess away.
Turn...and push!
This guy is great!
Turn...and push!
Well, I'm going back to my cave to wait for someone to kill me.
Good bye.
Wait! Abracadanny, don't you worry about a thing.
I'm gonna protect you.
You will?
Yeah, man.
Also, I have an idea for how you can help me save PB's lips.
Um, okay.
[ZAP!]
Aaah!
Oh! Look, opposites are going to battle.
Hyah!
[GASPS] Cheating!
He's using a weapon!
Why isn't the Grand Wizard seeing this?
[LAUGHING]
[MEOWING]
Nunchucks, vanish!
Booyah!
Now's my chance to stop him!
Ooh.
Aaah!
Rock Wizard!
[ROARS]
Come to be, Meteor shower!
Rock Wizard compels you!
Cantrip!
Huh?
Mm!
Aah!
[GASPS]
No!
Jake, 2 o'clock!
Okay, now to stop the Ice Ki-i-i-ng?
My body is squishy.
That's how I survived.
Whoa!
That's turbo amazing!
ICE KING: Hyah!
Whaaaa!
Stay close to me, Abracadaniel.
[ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!]
[ZAP! WHOOSH!]
Aaah!
[ROARS]
Cantrip!
What?!
You turned me pink, Bro!
Ugh!
[MEOWING]
[LAUGHING]
Three wizards remain!
Time to get real!
I want to see some crazy Wiz Biz!
[CROWD CHANTS "WIZ BIZ"]
Wiz Biz! Wiz Biz!
Oh, I can almost taste those sweet lips!
Wlllah! Wlllah!
[SHUDDERS]
Quick, listen!
Now's the time for you to help me!
[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
ICE KING: Hey, guys. Guys?
What are you whispering?
Come on!
I got a surprise for youse fools!
Yeah, that's right.
Just a little closer.
Ooh, what's in here, in my little sleevie hole?
Watch out, man!
Whoo!
You got this, Danny Boy!
[SLINKY]
[PLOINK]
My nunchucks! No!
Yes!
[BREATHING QUICKLY]
I did it!
I really did it!
[GASPS] I'm a true wizard!
I have powers too, you butts!
Hyah!
Ice sword!
Ice shield!
Abracadaniel!
[SLINKY]
What? What'd you say?
Ohm
[CROWD CHEERS]
Good job, Danny.
You're not a wimp anymore.
You should feel pretty good.
I do.
I feel real good!
I'm gonna forfeit now.
I only wanted to stop the Ice King.
Unh-unh.
I forfeit!
I forfeit, everyone!
[CROWD CHEERS]
[MEOWS]
Whoa!
Abracadaniel wins!
You are the greatest wizard in Ooo!
Oh! Ooh!
Oh, thank you, Grand Master Wizard.
I guess, through this trial, I have become a great wizard.
I-I came here with no self-esteem and no chances,
a willow wisp of a boy, but I walk out of this arena a man,
a confident man who deserves a kiss from a Princess!
[GASPS]
[GRUNTING]
[CREAK! CREAK!]
[CREEEAK!]
No-o-o-o-o-o!!
It appears you have knocked out Abracadaniel using the most
shameful of all magic, a power shriek.
[CROWD MURMURING]
But since you are the last wizard,
you are the winner of Wizard Battle!
[CROWD CHEERS]
Go get ready for your kiss, champ.
[SIGHS]
[CREAKY]
Wow, man!
What?
I never heard you scream like that before.
You were all like, "No-o-o-o-o!
No one kisses her but me-e-e-e!"
Yeah, okay, I want to kiss her, all right? You got me!
The big secret is out!
Okay, Jake! I like Princess Bubblegum!
Are you happy, Jake?!
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
[PLONK! PLONK!]
Whoa. Jake, don't cry, man.
I'm not really mad at you.
[SNIFFLES]
I'm just sick of having to hide my feelings all the driz.
It's exhausting.
Then stop hiding your feelings, man.
Go out there and smooch it up!
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, all right, man.
[POUNDING ON DOOR]
You ready in there?
Yeah, I'm comin'!
♪ Get ready for the ultimate prize ♪
♪ Watch her lips pout before your eyes ♪
♪ Never in your life would you dream of this ♪
♪ Never in your freaking life ♪
Ugh!
Whoa!
[GASPS]
Ow, dag.
What's going on here?
Uh, Ice King was cheating his way through
Wizard Battle using nunchucks,
so Jake and I faked being wizards to save you from
having to kiss him.
And -- and we...
[SIGHS]
I dishonored Wizard Battle.
Oh, Finn, you did all that for me?
[SMOOCH!]
That's for being sweet...
[SLAP!]
...and that's for cheating.
Finn, you know better than to ruin the sanctity of
Wizard Battle!
Wizards only, silly.
Okay, everyone, go home!
Start getting ready for next year!
[WIZARDS GROAN]
Meh.
[LAUGHS] Oh, well.
Good job.
You got the kiss, man.
Thanks, man.
My face hurts a little.
Don't worry about that, 'cause you look totally cool
right now.
Thanks, dude.
Here, you try 'em.
Okay. Am I cool now?
So fly.
How about me?
Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10.
1 is "Totally gross."
10 is like, "Dang, Ice King, you look crazy si-i-ck!"
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪